takeput

The practice of withdrawing money using a credit card to settle the debt made with it. This method is used to gain some time to extinguish the debt later on.

"This month I'll takeput because I'm skint"

by wordsgenetic February 4, 2017

tinder takeout

When you meet a girl on Tinder and she comes straight to your house

Yo, I ordered Tinder Takeout last night.
For real?
Yeah mean, this bitch Trina came straight to my place, fucked me and left.
That's a hella first date!

by Kevin Gnapoor, Badass MC February 12, 2017

Stoners takeout

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out

Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!

by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015

Chinese Takeout

Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.

I surprised Jen with a little Chinese takeout just before I unloaded.

by rusty okie July 18, 2006

Road Takeout

Eating a girl out while she is driving. A difficult feat, yet possible with lots of maneuvering.

Guy: I got some road takeout with my girlfriend last night...
Other Guy: Really? What'd ya get?
Guy: Anchovies and tacos.

by kr1574 July 1, 2009

takeout

food you buy and..strange as it may seem...take out

i take out some take out

by cockspank June 29, 2003

Indian Takeout

A sexual fetish in where the male anals the female, and dickslaps the female square on in the middle of the forehead to give a red mark to resemble the ones indians have.
After the dickslap, it is usually followed by a blowjob.

John: Dude i took jaimie for a date, and we so did the indian takeout.
Mark: No WAAY!

by Nima/Tk/Jette/Sawyer December 15, 2008