Definitions by The-Olas
Loot Listener
Loot Listeners are family members, normally distant relatives who can hear a will being read from three counties away and immediately swoop in with Post-its, Sharpies, and the subtlety of a yard-sale burglar.
"That's her cousin Karen, she's been after mum collection antique perfume bottles for years, she's what we call a Loot Listener with no class"
Loot Listener by The-Olas November 15, 2025
Kidphobe Krew
Adults or couples normally of advancing years, who board planes or cruise ships armed with noise-cancelling headphones, a death stare, and the unshakable belief that children should travel by separate catapult.
Adults who treat every crying child on a flight or cruise like a personal attack on their peace treaty with the universe.
Adults who treat every crying child on a flight or cruise like a personal attack on their peace treaty with the universe.
Kidphobe Krew
"I don't expect to be surrounded by feral children whose parents are proping up some bar for the next two weeks.."
"I don't expect to be surrounded by feral children whose parents are proping up some bar for the next two weeks.."
Kidphobe Krew by The-Olas November 15, 2025
Takeout Exile
When you are waiting for family/friends to come home for dinner then they tell you they've had takeout and not asked if you wanted anything.
Joe - "So sorry, it was a spur-of-the-moment decision, fancied a Chinese and went out for food"
Jane - "We didn't think"
Joe - "You've turned Nick into a takeout exile.."
Jane - "We didn't think"
Joe - "You've turned Nick into a takeout exile.."
Takeout Exile by The-Olas February 4, 2024