The-Olas's definitions
When you are waiting for family/friends to come home for dinner then they tell you they've had takeout and not asked if you wanted anything.
Joe - "So sorry, it was a spur-of-the-moment decision, fancied a Chinese and went out for food"
Jane - "We didn't think"
Joe - "You've turned Nick into a takeout exile.."
Jane - "We didn't think"
Joe - "You've turned Nick into a takeout exile.."
by The-Olas February 4, 2024
Get the Takeout Exilemug. Adults or couples normally of advancing years, who board planes or cruise ships armed with noise-cancelling headphones, a death stare, and the unshakable belief that children should travel by separate catapult.
Adults who treat every crying child on a flight or cruise like a personal attack on their peace treaty with the universe.
Adults who treat every crying child on a flight or cruise like a personal attack on their peace treaty with the universe.
Kidphobe Krew
"I don't expect to be surrounded by feral children whose parents are proping up some bar for the next two weeks.."
"I don't expect to be surrounded by feral children whose parents are proping up some bar for the next two weeks.."
by The-Olas November 15, 2025
Get the Kidphobe Krewmug. Loot Listeners are family members, normally distant relatives who can hear a will being read from three counties away and immediately swoop in with Post-its, Sharpies, and the subtlety of a yard-sale burglar.
"That's her cousin Karen, she's been after mum collection antique perfume bottles for years, she's what we call a Loot Listener with no class"
by The-Olas November 15, 2025
Get the Loot Listenermug.