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Take It Out

Following casual buttsex, it is important to remember to remove the cock from your anus, hereby "Taking It Out."
"Wow, that buttsex was great, i mean, that load was huge...." Take It Out

take it out in trade 

Accept sexual favors in exchange for something

This is most often used in regard to a favor: one party does something requiring time and/or effort for the other, and when asked how much it will be, says, "I'll take it out in trade". Or vice versa: having done something for another person, asking for compensation, and the other says, "You can take it out in trade."

"In trade" sounds like a form of prostitution (exchanging sex for something else), but it usually used humorously and in context of an existing relationship. The meaning is that the person is doing it as part of the relationship rather than expecting to be paid money or goods or whatever.
Girlfriend: Thanks for doing my taxes, honey. How much do I owe you.
Boyfriend (leering): Nothing. I'll take it out in trade.

He means that he expects some kissing and/or loving in return.

Girlfriend: How's that?
Boyfriend (looking at his hair in mirror): Wow! I look great!
GF: So what do I get in return?
BF: You can take it out in trade.

Meaning he'll be extra loving for a while and/or that she gets to choose the position/method next time they make love.
take it out in trade by s%mebody March 12, 2014

take it out back and shoot it

to put a car, truck, or other piece of unreliable machinery out of its misery, most likely by junking it.
Yes, that's my car. Yes, I'm planning to take it out back and shoot it this winter...

Take the shit out of it

When Iranian people finds out that Urban Dictionary is capable of adding custom words by people ,therefore they start adding some shitty words such as their names and some stupid words , this action is called β€œtake the shit out if sth β€œ
You see all the people now wears tight jeans !? They take the shit out of it
Take the shit out of it by Am11n August 17, 2018

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket 

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.
Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip 

It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip
It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip
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