angel lust

The erection that sometimes occurs in males during death, especially death by asphyxia. Possibly caused by some combination of:
1. Random erotic thoughts as the consciousness starts to fade out
2. Increased blood pressure as the body tries to get more oxygen to the brain.

Especially common in hanging because gravity pulls the blood into the lower half of the body and because the noose constricts the external carotid artery; the body responds by increasing the blood pressure in an attempt to keep blood flowing to the brain.

Damage to the neck can also trigger an ejaculation.

A similar phenomenon may occur in the genitals of women who die slowly, but is less obvious.
Poor Jimmy hanged himself over the cyber bullying. He got angel lust -- just look at that boner!

Danny was just trying auto-erotic asphyxiation. He got what he wanted -- some real angel lust -- but he must have blacked out while he was cumming. Now his family has to bury him. What a shame!
by s%mebody April 30, 2014
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ruin your whole day

Die in an accident (especially a plane or boat crash) or be killed. From pilot slang, "gravity can ruin your whole day".
One tactical nuke can ruin your whole day.

Poor guy. He was trying to climb over a mountain pass when his engine quit. Didn't have enough altitude to make the turn. Ruined his whole day.
by s%mebody October 05, 2012
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snog

Literally, to kiss (British slang).

Often includes activities that would be included in "making out", e.g., necking.

One wag defined it as "anything you can do with a married woman in her husband's presence." (This assumes a 'monogamous' marriage rather than an "open" one.)
Literal sense: Ginny just grabbed me, dragged me into a broom closet, and snogged the life out of me.

More general: Helen and Joe were sitting on the couch, snogging. She left lipstick all over him from the collar up. I swear his hands were inches from her tits. And Fred (Helen's husband) just sat there, watching the game on TV, completely ignoring it.
by s%mebody January 17, 2012
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slurp

To upload or download data, usually at a high rate of speed. Often used in slang to refer to illicitly gathering data -- that is, theft of somebody else's private data, trade secrets, etc.
I downloaded a new app, and it slurped all my data to some site in Outer Mongolia. Now some hacker knows my birthday, Social Security number and all my credit cards.
by s%mebody October 04, 2011
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Putting somebody in charge of a job, when they have a conflict of interest. Often used to refer to industry "self-regulation" or to putting an industry insider on the board that regulates that industry, e.g., appointing an executive of Comcast as chairman of the FCC.

Can also refer to a similar problem in private industry, e.g., putting the manager of a failed project in charge of the investigation into why the project failed.
Mike Taylor has been appointed to head the Food Safety Working Group at the FDA. The President has set the fox to guard the henhouse.
by s%mebody September 23, 2011
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turnip

Someone who is judgment-proof, having no assets or regular income.

From the saying, "You can't get blood from a turnip." If you sue a "turnip," you will probably win, and get a judgment, but you will have no way to collect on it.
I'd sue that son of a bitch, and I'd win, too. But he's a turnip; what's the point.
by s%mebody March 21, 2012
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e.f. or f.f?

"C'mon, let's go to bed."

"e.f. or f.f?"

"both."

Alleged to be old Navy slang, meaning, "You wanna get some real food or some tail first?" Occurs in _Time Enough for Love_ by Robert Heinlein. When Dora, "The Adopted Daughter," propositions him, Lazarus asks her "E.F. or F.F.?" She answers, "Both," which is in character for her and also has multiple meanings.
by s%mebody July 08, 2012
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