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Tajikstan 

Tajikstan is a very good country and is ruled by the leader that lives to a town in England his name is Tajim. When Tajim was only 2 years old he pledged his billionaire father Steve jobs to buy him his own country which came true and now is tajikstan.
Wooow Tajikstan is very GRAPE:)
Tajikstan by anonymous December 1, 2020
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tajikistan 

a country NOT in the middle east, despite being heavily islamic. this asian nation was one of the soviet republics that became independent in 1990. after it became sovergn, it plunged into civil war. the nation has rich natural resources and is a leading cotton and aluminum producer. unfortunately, it is currently a faux democracy, ruled by a former soviet official.
tajikistan by Ben E. Hama February 4, 2007

Trajikstan

A nickname for Tajikistan used by Peace Corps volunteers in Central Asia due to the fact that Tajikistan had a civil war going on.
You will be kicked out of the Peace Corps if you try to visit Trajikstan on vacation because there's a civil war going on there and Uncle Sam doesn't want you to be a soft target.

Tajikistan 

A Central Asian country known for its mountainous terrain and vibrant culture. Its capital city, Dushanbe, is home to many ancient monuments and sites, as well as a thriving arts scene. Tajikistan is the smallest nation in Central Asia, but it is also home to the world's highest concentrated population of snow leopards.

Tajiks are known for their hospitality and are always generous to their guests. They are very welcoming and will often invite strangers into their homes for dinner or tea.
Tajikistan is a mountainous country located in Central Asia, bordered by Afghanistan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, and China.
Tajikistan by ThatTajik December 9, 2022

Tailstanked

climbing over numerous hurdles only to find out that the result was not in your favor.

Derived from the Quote "Chasing your tail only to find out that your ass stinks"
"Wakes it is a shame you got Tailstanked on that PF deal".

"TT said I can go out with the boys. It is a shame I got tailstanked with the DUI"

"Yo Tooz you can keep that deal. Great I got tailstanked with a decline."
Tailstanked by johny cakes February 9, 2010

Tejistan 

The country that worships the great Tej. Milk is offered when praying to Tej.
Jeff: "Yo where are you going to for your vacation?"
Mike: "I'm going on a spiritual journey to Tejistan in order to find out who I truly am."
Tejistan by tejuicelover27 March 15, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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