2 definitions by johny cakes

Exposing your bare ass and spreading your butt cheeks onto an object possibly leaving a slight anal residue to the surface.
"Bro, I was Pressing Ham on my neighbors door handle last night and my best buddy opened the door right after"
by johny cakes February 24, 2012
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climbing over numerous hurdles only to find out that the result was not in your favor.

Derived from the Quote "Chasing your tail only to find out that your ass stinks"
"Wakes it is a shame you got Tailstanked on that PF deal".

"TT said I can go out with the boys. It is a shame I got tailstanked with the DUI"

"Yo Tooz you can keep that deal. Great I got tailstanked with a decline."
by johny cakes February 10, 2010
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