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Taint Tingle

A taint tingle is when you look at a picture of something or see something so painful it makes your taint (area between your balls or pussy and your asshole) tense up for a few seconds.
Leroy: looks like Jethro got a fishing hook caught up in his big old fat man tits! Here's a picture!

Billy Bob: lemme see!

Leroy: shows Billy Bob the picture...

Billy Bob: Holy Shit, that makes my stomach hurt and my taint tingle!
Taint Tingle by mooseneck October 5, 2016
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taint tingle

when you feel arousal in your taint
Did you see Timmy's dank memes? They made my taint tingle.

Taint Tingle

Similar to a Peter tingle in spider man but more of an anticipation of amazingness about to happen. When one gets a tingle in the taint it appears between the mud whistle and the scrotum. Could last up to 4 hours but if it exceeds that please see a doctor. Only the most amazing things can cause taint tingles.
I got a taint tingle thinking about the next podcast i was about to do.
Taint Tingle by 15th round June 8, 2023

taint tingler

When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper stacks up so high that it tickles your ass and balls when you flush
That shit I just took was a taint tingler
taint tingler by johnnydigher April 7, 2015

Tingly Taint 

The tingly sensation you get in your taint when you get overly excited.
Me: Hey Marko guess what?!

Marko: what?!

Me: My taint is uncontrollably tingling because I just found a fucking 5 speed Maxima SE, so rare..i love when I have Tingly Taint"

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026