Tailcocks 

A cooler, more fun process of drinking cocktails. Adults drink cocktails. Pimp-daddy party boys go out for tailcocks. If you're feeling really frisky, you go out for some tailcockadoos. Does not necessarily mean to drink only mixed drinks. Can include beer and wine as well. Is more of a state of mind.

Yo, brothaman, what's the haps for tonight? You up for a few tailcocks?

oooohhhhh yeah, let's chug down some tailcockadoos my man!

Tailcocks by Johnny McCalister October 6, 2011

Tailcocking

It's a new DJ term of trainspotting.

He was tailcocking the DJ all night.

Tailcocking by tailcocker #2 September 27, 2009

johnny tallsocks

Someone who wears shorts that are too short and socks that are too tall. Almost always a white guy who works out, or thinks they are in shape.

I had to leave the library after Johnny Tallsocks sat down next to me.

johnny tallsocks by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008

albert tatlocks

Grubby, old man's underpants

She wouldn't fancy now if she saw you wearing your Albert Tatlocks

albert tatlocks by Xipin Hai May 14, 2019

tailbacks 

traffic backup initiated and maintained by thoughtless idiot gawkers preceeding a road-side human specatcle.

"I managed to get the bike on to the hard shoulder, and jump of it at a sensible speed. As it groundto a halt on the shoulder, it went pop three times, and turned into a ginormous fireball. I caused huge tailbacks, got on radio 1 travel time, and even into some of the papers..." -Dr.Nick R.

tailbacks by hilarleo December 5, 2004