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tailbacks 

traffic backup initiated and maintained by thoughtless idiot gawkers preceeding a road-side human specatcle.
"I managed to get the bike on to the hard shoulder, and jump of it at a sensible speed. As it groundto a halt on the shoulder, it went pop three times, and turned into a ginormous fireball. I caused huge tailbacks, got on radio 1 travel time, and even into some of the papers..." -Dr.Nick R.
tailbacks by hilarleo December 5, 2004
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Glastonbury Tailback 

Where someone manages to go for days without pooing at a music festival to avoid the toilets and their dreadful conditions
I just went to the toilet to get rid of my Glastonbury tailback from the weekend.

no u no takebacks 

the end of no u
me : your mum gay
Friend: no u

Me: no u no takebacks

Tailcocks 

A cooler, more fun process of drinking cocktails. Adults drink cocktails. Pimp-daddy party boys go out for tailcocks. If you're feeling really frisky, you go out for some tailcockadoos. Does not necessarily mean to drink only mixed drinks. Can include beer and wine as well. Is more of a state of mind.
Yo, brothaman, what's the haps for tonight? You up for a few tailcocks?

oooohhhhh yeah, let's chug down some tailcockadoos my man!
Tailcocks by Johnny McCalister October 6, 2011

No u no tackbacks 

me: your mum gay
friend: no u
me:no u no tackbacks
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