tailbacks

traffic backup initiated and maintained by thoughtless idiot gawkers preceeding a road-side human specatcle.

"I managed to get the bike on to the hard shoulder, and jump of it at a sensible speed. As it groundto a halt on the shoulder, it went pop three times, and turned into a ginormous fireball. I caused huge tailbacks, got on radio 1 travel time, and even into some of the papers..." -Dr.Nick R.

by hilarleo December 5, 2004

Glastonbury Tailback

Where someone manages to go for days without pooing at a music festival to avoid the toilets and their dreadful conditions

I just went to the toilet to get rid of my Glastonbury tailback from the weekend.

by TAinsworth June 28, 2010

no u no takebacks

the end of no u

me : your mum gay
Friend: no u

Me: no u no takebacks

by Memeboiiiiiiii May 15, 2019

Tailcocks

A cooler, more fun process of drinking cocktails. Adults drink cocktails. Pimp-daddy party boys go out for tailcocks. If you're feeling really frisky, you go out for some tailcockadoos. Does not necessarily mean to drink only mixed drinks. Can include beer and wine as well. Is more of a state of mind.

Yo, brothaman, what's the haps for tonight? You up for a few tailcocks?

oooohhhhh yeah, let's chug down some tailcockadoos my man!

by Johnny McCalister October 6, 2011

No u no tackbacks

the end of the no u

me: your mum gay
friend: no u
me:no u no tackbacks

by Memeboiiiiiiii May 10, 2019