tahded

shortened version of retarded or retahded.

dane j. is tahded.

tahded by Katie Shawesome July 6, 2009

Yuri Tarded

Yuri is a name but people mostly use it to assert dominance or eliminate targets. It means that you are mentally challenged.

Sam:"Say hi to Yuri for me"
Billy:"Who is Yuri?"
Sam:"Yuri Tarded"
Billy:*dies*
Sam: Proceeds to default dance

Yuri Tarded by OldTR October 24, 2019

cig tarded 

the light headed feelng you get after power dragging an entire cig

yo man i got mad cig tarded last night cuz i didnt have any more weed

cig tarded by barbieclit June 9, 2011

TADED 

An acronym of the phrase "Titty All Day EveryDay", it is commonly used in its hashtag form of #TADED.
It signifies when a person wishes to show their solidarity with the divine power that is, titty.

Jacob was enraptured by the breasts of a passing woman, to show his appreciation, for her great work, he and his companions exclaimed "Titty All Day EveryDay" (the spoken form of TADED) in an easy to understand and highly audible fashion, thus showing that they appreciate and are thankful for titty.

TADED by IronBridge August 19, 2016

Tahned

This is when you are having a text/IM conversation with someone and after you've sent a message, they reply with only an emoticon(s). Thus ending your conversation, or leaving you with the difficulty of continuing the conversation. This originates from a particular person that always ends conversations like this.
(pronounced "tah-nd")

To be tahned:

You: That party last night was out of control.
Friend: Yeah, I saw someone throw up in the bushes!
You: Did you see Beata? She was so drunk!
Friend: xD

Tahned by BeeTheNinja May 25, 2013

E tarded 

(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.

Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?

E tarded by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006

TADED-BBI 

BBI is an additional phrase that can be added to the already existing phrase "Titty All Day EveryDay", or TADED.
BBI, meaning "But Booty Instead", changes the meaning of the original phrase to one which prioritises the derrière over the breast, though the phrase, as a whole, is often used in such a way as to imply an appreciation of both.

Daniel had an affinity for the female body, particularly he preferred the rear end over the chest.
Thus when a woman with a rather voluptuous figure passed him he exclaimed his preferred variation of the modern vernacular: "Titty All Day Everyday, But Booty Instead", the spoken form of TADED-BBI. Thereby showing that he was appreciative and thankful for her great work.

TADED-BBI by IronBridge December 6, 2016