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bag it and tag it 

put a condom on and have at it. a play on words from the CSI procedure whereby anything that may contain DNA is put in a bag and labeled. In this case, the bag containing the eventual DNA (jiz) is the condom, and tagging it means to have a go at the pussy.
Inebriated guy tells the wild party gal that "he would sure like to get some of that", nodding to her crotch.
She responds: "bag it and tag it", as she first nods to his cock and then to her snatch.
bag it and tag it by pornhorn55 January 18, 2010

bag it and tag it 

Used in the field of criminal investigation and forensics, "bag it" refers to putting evidence in a sealed bag or container, and "tag it" refers to the tag or label attached describing the contents and context of their retrieval. Bag it and tag it can also refer to a body bag and tag describing the deceased within.
They would gather any more possible or trace evidence, bag it and tag it, and take measurements of the rooms.
bag it and tag it by blanked November 20, 2007

Hash tag it 

similar to the twitter crowd who say 3 of thier own words followed by 70 hash tagged words showing that you too can say nothing and band wagon to success.

You can now "hash tag it" (bump fists) when a buddy of yours does something awesome and you'd like to share in that recognition.
Awesome hole in one Trent, "hash tag it"! Followed by a tweet reading like this, "Trent's hole in 1 #golf #swing #club #golfclubswing #holein1 #holeinone #iwishiweretrent #bestdayever #wellmaybenotthebestbutdefintgetop7 #youhadtobethere #trenthasnicearms #waitimeangoodswingbro.......

bag it and tag it 

Slang sexual term used to define using a bag or a mask to have foreplay and/or sexual intercourse with a girl who usually has a nice body, but an unattractive face.
She had a nice ass body, but a dog ugly face, so he just decided to bag it and tag it.

Bag it and Tag it 

To bag and tag someone means to literally put a bag over their face and then engage in sexual intercourse (Tag-it). Bag and Tag is used when the person has a smoking body but a really ugly face (kind of like it was beaten repeatedly with a tennis racket). Bagging and Tagging can also work when you are bored of screwing the same person and you place a bag over their face and pretend that its someone else.
Bob "Dude, I'm sooo tired"
Joe "That's not what your mom said last night"
Dude "Dude, my mom is old and ugly"
Joe "Bag it and tag it"
Bag it and Tag it by Larged ball man December 20, 2008

Tag...You're IT!!

The act of tagging a friend or co-worker in a completely pointless game, how or why it started is a mystery!
"Clarkie Tag...You're IT!!" Simple but effective!
Tag...You're IT!! by Work Chick August 14, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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