put a condom on and have at it. a play on words from the CSI procedure whereby anything that may contain DNA is put in a bag and labeled. In this case, the bag containing the eventual DNA (jiz) is the condom, and tagging it means to have a go at the pussy.
Inebriated guy tells the wild party gal that "he would sure like to get some of that", nodding to her crotch.
She responds: "bag it and tag it", as she first nods to his cock and then to her snatch.
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Used in the field of criminal investigation and forensics, "bag it" refers to putting evidence in a sealed bag or container, and "tag it" refers to the tag or label attached describing the contents and context of their retrieval. Bag it and tag it can also refer to a body bag and tag describing the deceased within.
They would gather any more possible or trace evidence, bag it and tag it, and take measurements of the rooms.
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Slang sexual term used to define using a bag or a mask to have foreplay and/or sexual intercourse with a girl who usually has a nice body, but an unattractive face.
She had a nice ass body, but a dog ugly face, so he just decided to bag it and tag it.
by J. Gramling May 9, 2006
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To bag and tag someone means to literally put a bag over their face and then engage in sexual intercourse (Tag-it). Bag and Tag is used when the person has a smoking body but a really ugly face (kind of like it was beaten repeatedly with a tennis racket). Bagging and Tagging can also work when you are bored of screwing the same person and you place a bag over their face and pretend that its someone else.
Bob "Dude, I'm sooo tired"
Joe "That's not what your mom said last night"
Dude "Dude, my mom is old and ugly"
Joe "Bag it and tag it"
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To put a paper bag over the head of a cosmetically-challenged woman (esp. a butterface) and then give it to her like she was Brooke Burke.
She had gigantic boobies, and a gigantic gap between her front teeth...so I bagged her and tagged her!
by r00fles April 25, 2003
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comes from military graves registration units, and correct order is tag and bag, meaning that you put on a toe tag with the deceased's info, and then put the remains in a body bag
GR ( graves registration) tagged and bagged 5 grunts today, poor bastards
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Police treatment of a dead body (esp. as a result of being shot by the police or others) involving placing the corpse in a body bag (bagging) and attaching a crime reference document (tagging). Term first brought to widespread use by Grand Theft Auto.
"Bagged and Tagged" - message appears when you have lost all your lives in GTA.
by Hefestion November 26, 2007
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