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The state that one becomes when they get high from marijuana. Originated from the phrase " getting retarded", however, much cooler people refer to it as being "tadded".
Sometimes when one gets extremely high it is called "way too tadded", but when someone gets even higher it is called "mega ultra tadded".
"Hey man I'm way too tadded right now"

"Too bad your not ultra mega tadded" said Mach.
Tadded by MachMach May 10, 2010
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Yuri Tarded

Yuri is a name but people mostly use it to assert dominance or eliminate targets. It means that you are mentally challenged.
Sam:"Say hi to Yuri for me"
Billy:"Who is Yuri?"
Sam:"Yuri Tarded"
Billy:*dies*
Sam: Proceeds to default dance
Yuri Tarded by OldTR October 24, 2019
Related Words
Tadded • Tarded • todded • Tadders • TADED • Taddea • Taddeo • Taddeus • Tarded jerker • taddei
Taking an extremely long amount of time to complete a normal everyday task
I invited tadders over 3 hours ago and he's still not here. He must be taddering
taddering by Ziggly January 11, 2015

cig tarded 

the light headed feelng you get after power dragging an entire cig
yo man i got mad cig tarded last night cuz i didnt have any more weed
cig tarded by barbieclit June 9, 2011
An acronym of the phrase "Titty All Day EveryDay", it is commonly used in its hashtag form of #TADED.
It signifies when a person wishes to show their solidarity with the divine power that is, titty.
Jacob was enraptured by the breasts of a passing woman, to show his appreciation, for her great work, he and his companions exclaimed "Titty All Day EveryDay" (the spoken form of TADED) in an easy to understand and highly audible fashion, thus showing that they appreciate and are thankful for titty.
TADED by IronBridge August 19, 2016

E tarded 

(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.
Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?

TADED-BBI 

BBI is an additional phrase that can be added to the already existing phrase "Titty All Day EveryDay", or TADED.
BBI, meaning "But Booty Instead", changes the meaning of the original phrase to one which prioritises the derrière over the breast, though the phrase, as a whole, is often used in such a way as to imply an appreciation of both.
Daniel had an affinity for the female body, particularly he preferred the rear end over the chest.
Thus when a woman with a rather voluptuous figure passed him he exclaimed his preferred variation of the modern vernacular: "Titty All Day Everyday, But Booty Instead", the spoken form of TADED-BBI. Thereby showing that he was appreciative and thankful for her great work.
TADED-BBI by IronBridge December 6, 2016
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