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tablespook 

Someone who has the vibe of the horrific ghost of a tablespoon. Usually seen wearing red hoodies and making bad drawings.
Man, that guys a total tablespook, his OCs are the most badly designed things I’ve ever seen
tablespook by tablespook November 23, 2021
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Tablespoon Titties 

Titties that are too small for a cup size.
She's cute, but she's got those tablespoon titties.

tablespoon 

Being the 'big spoon' (on the outside) while spooning.
Would you like to be the tablespoon or the teaspoon?
tablespoon by itsjoshhh July 24, 2011

Tablespoon Coon 

An honorific bestowed by an African-American upon a non African-American in recognition of said persons above-average level of blackness. Quite a bit of black in you.
White person says "What up Crabman?!" The Crabman gives dap and replies "Tablespoon Coon!"
Tablespoon Coon by mattsmyhero September 26, 2012

Teablespoon

A corrective unit of measurement that is used when a recipe contains too little of a certain ingredient.
"This marinade only contains 1 teaspoon of garlic powder."
"That can't be right. Let's add a teablespoon instead."
Teablespoon by 10 wheel Moped March 15, 2023

teablespoon

a measure of four teaspoons: one tablespoon and one teaspoon
The recipe called for two teablespoons of sugar.
teablespoon by metr0_0 August 1, 2018

Tablespoon 

Using table utensils for spooning on top of a table.
It is hard work cleaning the table and dishes after me and my girlfriend tablespoon.
Tablespoon by Zoetrain August 11, 2006
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city chicken 

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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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