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Can't Sing for Shit 

When your singing sounds so bad even shit doesn't want to hear it
Guy 1: Wow that guy sounds like a dying monkey!
Guy 2: He can't sing for shit
Can't Sing for Shit by sydlas January 25, 2016

bring it, don't sing it 

1. An expression intended to inspire an individual to take action on a certain subject as opposed to constantly talking about said subject.

2. A euphemism for "shut the fuck up and do something."
Drunk 1: "I am gonna drink more tonight than you ever could.. I bet you $1000 I can bong 3 cases of beer and slam 30 shots!"
Drunk 2: "The night is young...come on and bring it, don't sing it."
Word of the Day on July 16, 2006

BTS can’t sing 

bunch of talentless men that release horrible english songs to get whites validation and grammy but can’t do the bare minimum which is singing 💀 one sounds like he choke on duck toys and the other’s nasally voice sounds like he’s hurting for a basic note. without those heavy autotunes they’re over. literal embarrassment of kpop
“my friend said bts can’t sing”

“is this them? wow they really can’t sing. why do they invited these talentless mfs”
BTS can’t sing by rachel20 August 11, 2021

Georgette can’t sing day 

Did you know today is a georgette can’t sing day

COLORFUL STAGE! The Movie: A Miku Who Can’t Sing 

“COLORFUL STAGE! The Movie: A Miku Who Can’t Sing” is a movie based off the game HATSUNE MIKU: COLORFUL STAGE!

This movie is set in Shibuya, where five teenage bands—Leo/need, More More Jump!, Vivid Bad Squad, Wonderlands x Showtime, and Nightcord at 25:00—create music with support from alternate versions of Vocaloid characters (Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin & Len, Megurine Luka, Meiko, and Kaito) who reside in Sekai, virtual worlds shaped by the emotions of the bands’ members.

A parallel story follows a lonely version of Miku from a failing Sekai created by individuals experiencing depression and self-doubt. Despite help from the bands, she fails to connect with her creators and her world collapses, causing Miku’s voice to vanish from both Sekai and reality.

The bands resolve to restore hope by performing new music to reach those in despair. As listeners regain optimism, the Sekai recover, Miku is restored, and she ultimately succeeds in connecting with her creators. The story concludes with her Sekai reborn in light and hope.
Person 1: Let’s go see COLORFUL STAGE! The Movie: A Miku Who Can’t Sing!
Person 2: Sure!

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me 

hello fellow bored people, thank u for coming here.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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