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t-lady
t-lady by daddylongstroke January 19, 2007
T Lady
Originating from the South: it’s your mother, mother figure. The term is used to show respect to the dominant woman figure in a young man’s life.
T lady
Top lady; top girl; lady above any other girl. Most people call their mother or girlfriend/wife this.
T lady by Rachael Johnston December 10, 2007
ain't lady less she over 280
ain't lady less she over 280 by the greedy talker June 2, 2016
t jones / t lady
t jones / t lady by tajaun brown May 6, 2004
Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis
Used to cheer someone up.
When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.
When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.
Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.
Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!
Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!
Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis by anti_virus347 November 15, 2009
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