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t-cow by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008
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don’t have a cow, man
1) A saying said by Bart Simpson in seasons 1-9 of the popular animated comedy The Simpsons, until someone got themselves fired and everything got screwed up.
don’t have a cow, man by Bluebird42 March 4, 2018
couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo
Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".
couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo by J Strummer September 6, 2006
don't have a cow
See have a cow. "Don't have a cow" is a trademark expression for the TV series' favorite son, Bart Simpson. Bart is the typical problem child who is always testing the authority figures in his life. In contrast is the good child, Lisa Simpson, who is never a challenge to her elders -- and often fades into the woodwork because of it.
Lisa started to freak out when Bart took the bottle of rum from the cabinet, poured one cup out, then filled the bottle back up with water. Bart socked Lisa in the arm and said, "Don't have a cow!"
don't have a cow by MsLi January 29, 2006
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Don't have a cow man by B. B. Turtle-Blackbee October 8, 2020
Don’t have a cow, man!
An admonition spoken to a male seahorse who is concerned that he's gonna give birth to sea CATTLE instead of sea HORSES.
Most creatures reproduce though the female, with the male providing fertilization of her eggs while their still "in her oven". But male seahorses do somewhat the opposite --- the female deposits her sterile eggs into the male's sperm-filled egg-pouch, where the eggs are fertilized and remain till they hatch. Once in a while, though, something goes wrong with the process, and the male becomes concerned that his eggs are turning into aquatic cattle instead of horses, prompting others in his clan to anxiously admonish, "Don’t have a cow, man!"
Don’t have a cow, man! by QuacksO May 14, 2018
Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite
Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite by Jotinmick December 9, 2018