t-work
t-work by stepharissa March 20, 2008
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I can't work under these conditions
Sarcastic phrase used to evoke the image of a high-strung actor or other professional who refuses to continue to work because of some trivial issue. Although the phrase sounds like a serious complaint, its familiarity as a meme or catch-phrase can actually be used to diffuse or lessen the impact of a minor issue that a group of people are unhappy about. Frequently used among theater types or other performers both in and out of the theatrical context.
Person 1: "Hey, we've got coffee, but only French Roast. We're out of Hazelnut."
Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"
All: Laughter.
Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"
All: Laughter.
I can't work under these conditions by beagley May 20, 2009
Don't Work Like Should
Don't Work Like Should by Brofessor Beam September 10, 2018
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well that didn’t work
well that didn’t work by Tarco_Biscut June 15, 2018
didn't work out
An excuse that a guy makes when dumped by a girl, or a fat mans actions when confronted by a box of twinkies.
"What happened between you and whats her face?"
"It didn't work out like a fat man confronted with a box of twinkies."
"It didn't work out like a fat man confronted with a box of twinkies."
didn't work out by chris122790 May 21, 2007
TRANSGENDERISM DOESN'T WORK
Little Timothy isn't going to become little Tina. If you are born as a male (penis and balls) you are a man. If you are born as a female (vagina), you are a woman.
TRANSGENDERISM DOESN'T WORK by Skyrim550 April 22, 2022
We don’t work a job
Picture yourself at Dublin deck Labor Day weekend 20 redbull vodkas deep you whip out Snapchat and lift your finger up and down and scream we don’t work a job
We don’t work a job by Johnny710cash April 2, 2021
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