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A girls tits on a boys cock T on C
Have you already done T on C with ur man?
T on C by Fimm wilfhard September 17, 2018
Tongue on clit; sexual reference from “To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before”
Lara Jean: What do you wanna know?
Girl: Everything. When? How? How far? H on B? H on C? H up and down on P? T on C?
T on C by HaiitsmeJJ! December 29, 2024

C on her T 

Is slang for ejaculating on a woman's breasts. In this case "Cum on your Tits/Titties".
Guy 1: "Dude, check out that girls boobs!!"

Guy 2: "I know!! I wanna C on her T's!!"
C on her T by Ensee87 February 21, 2011

Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart 

It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.
Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.

Don't Shit On My Crown 

1. The act of putting down someones idea.
2. see. raining on someones parade.
Franklin: What if the Stratosphere adversely impacted the sukchosephere?
Rodney: Fuck You're stupid.
Franklin: Don't Shit On My Crown

Don’t swear on my christian server 

Don’t swear on my christian server is when some ugh dont’t let me swear on mu christina server ...person. Swears. On your christian server.
Person: *beeep*
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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