t off

to hit someone first to start a fight

"Just watch, he ain't gonna hit me,let him keep talkin' shit."
-Don't fight him man.
"I'm 'bout to t off on his ass first quarter!"

t off by Tugboats June 11, 2006

T-OFF 

Basically poppin someones top, rock someones jaw, hitthem hella hard

Yo im bout to t-off on that clown

T-OFF by wdubs December 4, 2005

Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast

when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.

I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"

Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast by weiny0402 November 7, 2018

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom 

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

You can't fall off

A common Richmond, Yorkshire phrase/idiom, it's roots untraceable, and used synonymously and most likely misheard in place of 'you can't fault that'.

'Those headphones are cheap, you can't fall off'

You can't fall off by rreadysetno October 3, 2013

T-shirt off 

Something unexpected, or surprising, can be both positive or negative (similar to "out of pocket"), mainly used in SoCal.

Yesterday my girlfriend threw a surprise birthday party. It was so t-shirt off!

T-shirt off by peppubi March 7, 2016

ain't swinging off that side of the plate 

not homo, straight,

Johnny: Josh, I want you tonight!
Josh: Whoa, you might want me, but i ain't swinging off that side of the plate, you know what im saying.

ain't swinging off that side of the plate by Slyer123 October 9, 2009