syst3m

A person that doesn't work without eye system support. Often seen saying weird things in public.

"SHAMONE MOFO"- "look there goes a syst3m, son. Stay away from that kind of people"

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

syst3m bl4ck

A no namer that you will often see range/dds'ing. While he may be low level and have low stats, he can still down anyone with a outstanding dds spec.

O snap its syst3m bl4ck. I better pray melee so he doesnt 34 34 spec me.

by syst3m bl4ck March 18, 2008

system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.

I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.

by jpg3 April 26, 2015

lmfaotic system

when your lymphatic system is lmfao

Eddy: I just got a 26/40 on the physics test
Joe: Lmfaotic system

by AlbertiBass November 8, 2018

Buzz Numbering System

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.

a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 25, 2003

cat distribution system

When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.

"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"

by MrTeriyakiS February 20, 2023

Anti Terrorism Honor System

An anti terrorism honor system is where you get honored for getting high marks in school for being strongly opposed to terrorism.

Our school is strongly opposed to terrorism and we take great pride in our anti terrorism honor system.

by PWS27 April 21, 2017