Syncrobation is when your masturbation clock synchs up with your bud's and the cumforting truth emerges -- probably through some kind of chat -- that you have both just simulwanked. If you are within high fiving distance though that truth becomes terror or leads to sex.

"Dude, how's it going?"
"Good. Just finished jerking off, about to play some videogames."
"Dude, me too!"
*both* "Syncrobation five! o/ \o"

syncrobation by Raoul Duke... Nukem October 4, 2010

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synchronatic

The rhythm of being Synchronised.

A synchronised motion, appearance, manner, thought, or other.

"The Covid-19 virus appeared to be synchronatic with space exploration."

"The constellations offered synchronatic messages that earth is not alone"

"Synchronatic behaviours between news presenters and the general public, show just how influential and damaging that these programs can be."

synchronatic by Mr H20 September 1, 2022

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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