synchrobate 

1. portmanteau of "synchronized masturbation"
2. to synchronize masturbating to porn videos online with friends

The two long-distance friends decided to synchrobate to the same XTube video.

synchrobate by telosandcontext July 10, 2009

synchromatic 

Automatically in synch.

Mike and Edith appear to be synchromatic in our meetings. They work very well together.

synchromatic by micjones September 30, 2008

Synchromatic 

Shit happens when it is supposed to Happen!

Travis Todd says that the 4t60e transaxle works Synchromatically, Shit happens when its supposed to happen.

Synchromatic by techerbuddha March 2, 2010

syncrobation 

Syncrobation is when your masturbation clock synchs up with your bud's and the cumforting truth emerges -- probably through some kind of chat -- that you have both just simulwanked. If you are within high fiving distance though that truth becomes terror or leads to sex.

"Dude, how's it going?"
"Good. Just finished jerking off, about to play some videogames."
"Dude, me too!"
*both* "Syncrobation five! o/ \o"

syncrobation by Raoul Duke... Nukem October 4, 2010

synchronatic 

The rhythm of being Synchronised.

A synchronised motion, appearance, manner, thought, or other.

"The Covid-19 virus appeared to be synchronatic with space exploration."

"The constellations offered synchronatic messages that earth is not alone"

"Synchronatic behaviours between news presenters and the general public, show just how influential and damaging that these programs can be."

synchronatic by Mr H20 September 1, 2022