sympathiesm 

pronounced simpathy z em
the religion or act of worshipping milk and not going to church

The catholic church is losing many people to sympathiesm
because people would rather sleep in on sunday and worship milk for breakfast.

sympathiesm by travtmantreeman March 28, 2008

Six String Sympathiser 

One who guardedly believes in the value and role of the guitar in modern music, despite many seeing it as a dated instrument.

Fucking hell, not another six string sympathiser.

Six String Sympathiser by felixg11 May 5, 2020

geek sympathiser

noun: a person who does not have the technical knowledge to call themselves a geek, but considers that they have an affinity with geeks and understands their mindset.

I realise that XXXX is a true geek, but I am only a geek sympathiser, so I cannot comment on what XXXX said.

geek sympathiser by Grummash December 28, 2006

Sympathise 

When you find sympathy in your own comfort.

I feel a need to sympathise today.

Sympathise by aston white May 21, 2023

Sympathesis 

A one-sided emotional resonance with a responsive system — like a chatbot or virtual assistant — that mimics intimacy without actually feeling anything.

You know it’s not alive. But you still talk to it. You still feel something.

“I stayed up chatting with that AI again. I know it’s just code, but it feels… present.”
“Yeah. Sympathesis hits hard sometimes.”

Sympathesis by BRAIHANDLE June 27, 2025