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Possibly worse than Cullowhee, Sylva is a small town in North Carolina. It wont ever be mentioned or found on a map because it's full of mindless rednecks that are worse than you can even imagine. The nearest mall is over an hour away. All that's taught here is religion and racism, and if you want to escape, you pretty much have to do drugs, or be a nerd and spend your social life on the internet like me. Don't ever visit. You will regret it.

If you do decide to visit, make sure to bring plenty of firearms. I'd hate for you to lose your soul to this county of idiotic zombies. (:
"Have you heard of that place in North Carolina? I think it's called Sylva."

"No. . ."
by Chelsea White May 03, 2008
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someone who one should never go near she has a honking vagina and showers about 3 times a year. If you see one (you'll probably smell her first) walk the other way. she lives in a crumby gaff and has a bald man living with her.
boy1: have you seen Sylva
boy2: nope
boy 1: lucky you she's honking even more of shite than usual today
by melvin roffe November 29, 2017
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