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Possibly worse than Cullowhee, Sylva is a small town in North Carolina. It wont ever be mentioned or found on a map because it's full of mindless rednecks that are worse than you can even imagine. The nearest mall is over an hour away. All that's taught here is religion and racism, and if you want to escape, you pretty much have to do drugs, or be a nerd and spend your social life on the internet like me. Don't ever visit. You will regret it.

If you do decide to visit, make sure to bring plenty of firearms. I'd hate for you to lose your soul to this county of idiotic zombies. (:
"Have you heard of that place in North Carolina? I think it's called Sylva."

"No. . ."
sylva by Chelsea White May 3, 2008
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Claudia Silva 

Someone you want to be with all the time for the rest of your life. The coolest girl on planet earth. A very sensitive and human person. She’s the most gorgeous person you've ever seen.

It also means someone you loved for the last ten years but you can’t have...It was often used as synonym of princess but nowadays is more used as synonym of queen or even purpose of life.

It comes attached with great joy but also with pain. There is however a great level of consensus around the community that the joy of loving Claudia Silva clearly outweighs pain.
Guy 1: woow...Claudia Silva is amazing

Guy 2: I have never met someone like Claudia Silva

Guy 3...: You are so cool Claudia Silva

Guy 99: I want you so much Claudia Silva!
Sylvana is one of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. She is very independent and is great at solving problems. She is incredibly athletic and tries her best at everything she does. She has the most beautiful eyes and smile and although small, is extremely beautiful. She has a beautiful voice and a great attitude for everything she does. What a great gal.
“Wow that girl is really fast”
“Yeah her name is Sylvana”
“Banana?”
“No. Do not call her banana or she will get mad”
Sylvana by Apple&Bananas November 14, 2018

Damon Salvatore 

A sexy sociopathic man in a leather jacket, who loves bourbon and can make pancakes.
I was at the bar yesterday and I saw a crazy hot guy but he was totally a Damon Salvatore.
Damon Salvatore by lovleyorange November 8, 2014

salvatoresexual 

When your deeply in love with only Stefan and Damon Salvatore, and would gladly have them choke you
Someone: what’s your sexuality?

Me: oh, I’m salvatoresexual
salvatoresexual by Salvatoresimp January 4, 2021

Salvation Mill 

A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.
Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.
Salvation Mill by LuridHope October 5, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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