sword chucks

A somewhat impractical weapon consisting of two sword-blades attached to each other via chain, used in a similar fashion to nun chucks. They are capable of killing with astonishing efficiency - quite often the enemy.

"Nun-chucks, eh? That gives me the most smartest idea EVER! SWORD-CHUCKS, YO!"
"...That was the worst idea anyone has ever had."
"And how would you hold them, anyway?"

sword chucks by Aaron Brown January 29, 2005

sword-chucks 

Two swords linked together in nunchuk style, originally created by Fighter, 8-bit theater at www.nuclearpower.com

Fighter: *While displaying Sword-Chucks* Sword-Chucks, yo!

sword-chucks by Pika pika pika pika Shuichi Shuichi! Pika PIKA! July 29, 2003

Sword-Chucks 

most kick-ass of all weaponry

*goes maxi style with sword chucks* two fisted monkey style!!!!

Sword-Chucks by Chaos April 22, 2004

Sword-chucks 

a very z00t weapon created by fighter of 8-bit theater. The only person to master this style is fighter, because he's the only one stupid enough to, since using them chops off your hands.

Sword chucks are teh z00t.

Sword-chucks by Youkai October 25, 2004

Swordchucks, yo

You face a grave danger. Your homicidal mage 'friend' is out of mana. What is your answer to any foe eyeing you over to see if you fit on his dinnerplate?

See Swordchucks.

Enemy: BLEEEAAAARGGHHH!
Fighter: Swordchucks, yo.

Swordchucks, yo by Grey April 15, 2005

swordchucks 

A type of weapon in which 2 swords are attached by a chain and swung around randomly. Due to this, injuries (and possibly fatalities) are guaranteed to all but the most stalwart of swordchucksmen. For the most part, used by Fighter of 8 Bit Theater, though not even he, with his mastery of the vargus-do style of swordplay, can seem to master it. Either that, or Black Mage always destroys Fighters help source before he can make use of it.

Fighter: Say, if we're quitting, does that mean I can practice at my swordchucks now? Watch!
Red Mage: No, wait, Fighter! Don't!
*SHLOCK*
Red Mage: NooOOOOOO!!!

swordchucks by Lee Fitzgerald (AKA Loyal2NES) April 22, 2004

swordchucks 

Either the worst idea anyone's ever had, or "like Bruce Lee meets Musashi, only better." (source: 8-Bit Theater, episode 068)

A seemingly impossible combination of sword and nunchuck that must be possible in some respect, considering Fighter sent the plans to himself in the past. Other variations on this exotic weapon include axechucks, bowchucks, and chuckchucks.

John twirled the swordchucks in such a poor manner that left him with a bleeding armpit and four less fingers.

swordchucks by M. I. Orikasa August 27, 2003