Swoozed

when you feel slow , drunk , an high at the same time !

"Man i'm swoozed asf"

by Trey Huncho October 14, 2017

swoozed

when someone gets extremely angry over something very little, like losing your keys

Woah man, jack is swoozed right now

by imBigJuicy September 15, 2020

Got Swooped

When you fucked up so bad that YouTuber Swoop would make a multi hour long expose video dedicated to detailing your demise.

When the man made false accusations, doctored evidence, cosplayed a victim, victim blamed real victims, and then admitted he was inappropriately in group chats with minors was the moment he got Swooped.

by Dirty Hollywood August 18, 2023

Snoozeday

Typically, the second day of the work week, aka, Tuesday.

A relatively small amount of actual productive output will be achieved while at work on a Snoozeday.

Henry: Hey, Bill, did you get that new program launched today?

Bill: Nah, homie, you should know better than to ask me that. Tuesday is my Snoozeday.

by JasonHood February 12, 2010

Swooped

When a guy is at a party and is trying to get with a girl and another guy comes to the party and takes her

Charles: go get with Zarah!!
Jackson: No Bro arran already Swooped her

by Half Ounce Jack July 30, 2010

Swoozer

A guy that knows how to make every girl feel special. He says and does all the right things. He leads a girl on but the truth is he doesn't have feelings for her and he is actually swoozing a bunch of other girls too. He is typically cocky and very attractive. He isn't a player because he isn't sleeping with all the girls but he is the prince charming every girl dreams about. He likes knowing he can get the girls but not committing. It’s an ego thing.

1. That guy is such a swoozer

2. He is such a swooze

by Meghan Zook April 22, 2011

Snoozedouche

A douchebag that spends more time snoozing Evil Apples players because they have way too much time on their hands and they don't take into account the fact that some people do not live on or for the game, and many live in different time zones.

Hey snoozedouche, it's only been an hour, calm your tits.

by ~EvilOne February 4, 2022