Swonkle 

The act of having oral sex under water

We went upstairs and swonkled in the bathtub!

Swonkle by SuperStreetCat September 23, 2011

Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.

Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."

Swinklefunk by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014

Swankles 

When you have a long night out drinking and the next morning you have the alcohol diarrhea. Swankles occurs when you have liquid hot magma coming out for such a long period of time, that you start taking off clothes from sweating. Eventually you have to take your pants/shorts off from around your ankles due to excess sweating. The result is swankles.

Playing beer pong last night gave me swankles today.

swankling I started swankling in the grocery store when I couldn't find a bathroom.

Swankles by DrnorJ May 25, 2016

swinkle 

when you smile and wink at the same time

She swinkled at me.

swinkle by Whitee August 20, 2012

Swonked 

when youre on the sesh and its getting a little bit weird

just had a pill and im feeling rather swonked

Swonked by jamesbond2007 January 22, 2018

shonkles 

The way shiney things sparkle when moving, ie; shonkling.

Look how the water shonkles where the sun touches it.

Her dress shonkled with each step as she went up to receive her award.

shonkles by Missy Elliot November 7, 2005

swonked 

A state of being so fucking drunk you can no longer be called by your given name and you can barely do the following: stand, be left unattended for any amount of time, and form coherent sentences. Being "swonked" typically results in the inappropriate touching of friends & strangers, being forcibly removed from bars, memory loss, and/or pants pissing.

Swank was so swonked he literally got thrown out of the same bar twice before 6pm on Sunday.

swonked by K.Murk November 23, 2014