swonking

The act of drinking alcohol in order to become intoxicated.
"Wooohhhhhh, let's go swonking Nigel. Let's get totally swonked."
by kenturamon April 27, 2009
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swonk

To drink an alcoholic beverage with the intention of becoming intoxicated.
"Coming for a swonk up the boozer later Kevin? We're going to get swonked."
by kenturamon April 27, 2009
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swonked

To be severely intoxicated after having consumed alcohol.
"Oi mate, your swonked. Better lay off the swonk for tonight"
by kenturamon April 27, 2009
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Nerdspreading

Stating the obvious, but first so as to sound clever to others
"Stop nerdspreading Linus, we all know what natural log is."
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