Urban Dictionary: Definitions by kenturamon

Nerdspreading

Stating the obvious, but first so as to sound clever to others

"Stop nerdspreading Linus, we all know what natural log is."

To be severely intoxicated after having consumed alcohol.

"Oi mate, your swonked. Better lay off the swonk for tonight"

swonked by kenturamon April 27, 2009

To drink an alcoholic beverage with the intention of becoming intoxicated.

"Coming for a swonk up the boozer later Kevin? We're going to get swonked."

swonk by kenturamon April 27, 2009

The act of drinking alcohol in order to become intoxicated.

"Wooohhhhhh, let's go swonking Nigel. Let's get totally swonked."

swonking by kenturamon April 27, 2009