flesh balloon

a fully erect penis. colloquial term for male genitalia in an erect state.

Sally was disapointed by Ted's flacid flesh balloon.

by jafus December 09, 2005

swoned

The past tense of swone. The act of swooping in with a boner and stealing someone's girlfriend. Also used in terms of sex. Swooping in to have intercourse with another before a friend has that chance.

James held Eric's interest in Helen at complete disregard and swoned her.

by jafus January 19, 2006

crab shack

The area around a female's genitalia where crabs would dwell. Also found in males. The place where Pediculus pubis resides. A home for pubic lice.

Shelly realized her bush had become a crab shack when the itching began.

Adam's crab shack was the greatest cock block to his sexual prowess

by jafus January 22, 2006