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Swollology 

The study of getting 'Swoll'. 'Swolling' of one's self. The achievement of 'Swollness'
That fool just benched 450. Damn he been studyin up on his 'swollology'
Swollology by Eric Windsor January 26, 2009
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betty swollocks 

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.
Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.
betty swollocks by Delboy123 August 30, 2008

Swolonoscopy

The examination of one's form whilst getting swole at the gym for the purpose of correcting errors which may prevent maximum swollicity or the further development of Swoliosis. Failure to correct bad form may result in terminal Swoliosarcoma.
Hey bro, can you give me a Swolonoscopy while I get my swole on with this power rack?
Swolonoscopy by failbot_9000 June 27, 2010

swollocks 

British. Swollen bollocks; overfull testicles, cliffhangers. Together with heightened aggression, cold-sweating and the shakes, symptomatic of DSB.
I gave him a right punt up the swollocks, mam.
swollocks by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

Betty Swollocks 

Sweaty, Itchy or Sticky Bollocks.
"Argh, Betty Swollocks. Must Re-arrange"
Betty Swollocks by thegrouch5555 September 15, 2006

Betty Swollocks 

Polite term for knacker discomfort
"forgive me your majesty, whilst i adjust my doublet and hose. I have sailed the oceans these last six months and have not changed my codpiece since we left the New World. I fear i have the most awful Betties (Sir Walter Raleigh, Audience with Queen Elizabeth I, 1584) Betty Swollocks
Betty Swollocks by Garthy July 9, 2006
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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