Definitions by failbot_9000

Swolonoscopy

The examination of one's form whilst getting swole at the gym for the purpose of correcting errors which may prevent maximum swollicity or the further development of Swoliosis. Failure to correct bad form may result in terminal Swoliosarcoma.

Hey bro, can you give me a Swolonoscopy while I get my swole on with this power rack?

Swolonoscopy by failbot_9000 June 27, 2010

Swollicity 

An overall measure of swoleness taking into account muscle size/strength, body fat, hip-to-waist ratio, vein visibility, and lifting schedule.

I haven't worked out for a month and I can feel my swollicity falling! HGH having no effect!... NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Swollicity by failbot_9000 June 27, 2010