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swolesesh 

Getting together with your friends/gym mates and working out at the gym. The goal is to get swole! Usually followed by a large meal to supplement the gains made at the gym.
Friend: Hey what's the plan for tonight?
Friend2: Let's run a swolesesh
Friends: OK cool I'll round up the boys and we'll meet at the gym for 7.
swolesesh by ASSAI BOWL RN January 12, 2019
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Swolefest 

(n)1.When someone, typically a male, works out longer than the average person would.
2. Someone who is very muscular and thus referred to as "Swolefest" because of said musculature.

(v) the process of the swolefest
Guy 1: Whoa that dude is huge.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has been swolefesting for like 3 hours.

Girl 1: I love a guy that has muscles.

Girl 2: Yeah, I love it when my man goes on a swolefest!
Swolefest by College Professional December 3, 2009
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swoleness 

the state of being swole, ripped, buff
Look at that dude's swoleness!!!
swoleness by fanofmessi January 5, 2010

Swole sesh 

After this big dinner, I'm gonna need a swole sesh!
Swole sesh by TheRealJD November 20, 2011

swoleseph 

A man once known, simply as, Joseph. He is still Joseph, but now he is just ridiculously Swole. He earned this nickname. Ever since earning it he has developed an unconditional love for pumping iron and consuming his daily caloric maintenance. He reps 315 on incline and is unimpressed by the influencers of the modern world.
It’s the QB! No, it’s that Youtuber! No, that’s Swoleseph.
swoleseph by FawknZyzz November 24, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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