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swoleness by fanofmessi January 5, 2010
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Swolefest
(n)1.When someone, typically a male, works out longer than the average person would.
2. Someone who is very muscular and thus referred to as "Swolefest" because of said musculature.
(v) the process of the swolefest
2. Someone who is very muscular and thus referred to as "Swolefest" because of said musculature.
(v) the process of the swolefest
Guy 1: Whoa that dude is huge.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has been swolefesting for like 3 hours.
Girl 1: I love a guy that has muscles.
Girl 2: Yeah, I love it when my man goes on a swolefest!
Guy 2: Yeah, he has been swolefesting for like 3 hours.
Girl 1: I love a guy that has muscles.
Girl 2: Yeah, I love it when my man goes on a swolefest!
Swolefest by College Professional December 3, 2009
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Swoleversary
The annual recurrence of a date marking when you decided to stop being a little bitch and started hitting the gym and changed your life in a positive manner. And got swole as fuck.
Dave: Yo Steve! Looking pretty swole bro!
Steve: Thanks bro, yesterday was my Swoleversary! I can't believe I've been lifting for 3 years already!
Steve: Thanks bro, yesterday was my Swoleversary! I can't believe I've been lifting for 3 years already!
Swoleversary by patricksavon March 11, 2016
swolesesh
Getting together with your friends/gym mates and working out at the gym. The goal is to get swole! Usually followed by a large meal to supplement the gains made at the gym.
Friend: Hey what's the plan for tonight?
Friend2: Let's run a swolesesh
Friends: OK cool I'll round up the boys and we'll meet at the gym for 7.
Friend2: Let's run a swolesesh
Friends: OK cool I'll round up the boys and we'll meet at the gym for 7.
swolesesh by ASSAI BOWL RN January 12, 2019
soreness, swelling and redness
soreness, swelling and redness.
soreness, swelling and redness.
soreness, swelling and redness by Debskelly1985 April 17, 2023
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