(n)1.When someone, typically a male, works out longer than the average person would.
2. Someone who is very muscular and thus referred to as "Swolefest" because of said musculature.
(v) the process of the swolefest
Guy 1: Whoa that dude is huge.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has been swolefesting for like 3 hours.
The annual recurrence of a date marking when you decided to stop being a little bitch and started hitting the gym and changed your life in a positive manner. And got swole as fuck.
Dave: Yo Steve! Looking pretty swole bro!
Steve: Thanks bro, yesterday was my Swoleversary! I can't believe I've been lifting for 3 years already!
Getting together with your friends/gym mates and working out at the gym. The goal is to get swole! Usually followed by a large meal to supplement the gains made at the gym.
Friend: Hey what's the plan for tonight?
Friend2: Let's run a swolesesh
Friends: OK cool I'll round up the boys and we'll meet at the gym for 7.
As Ian attempted to reattach the steering wheel of his car he inadvertantly honked the horn. The ugly girl in front of the car smiled because she thought he honked at her. swollness.