swoleness

the state of being swole, ripped, buff

Look at that dude's swoleness!!!

by fanofmessi January 5, 2010

Swolefest

(n)1.When someone, typically a male, works out longer than the average person would.
2. Someone who is very muscular and thus referred to as "Swolefest" because of said musculature.

(v) the process of the swolefest

Guy 1: Whoa that dude is huge.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has been swolefesting for like 3 hours.

Girl 1: I love a guy that has muscles.

Girl 2: Yeah, I love it when my man goes on a swolefest!

by College Professional December 3, 2009

swootness

A simple combination of woot and sweetness, in order to show more excitment

Guy 1: "hey man, i just got a big screen TV!"
Guy 2: "swootness!, can come and see it?

by Zain76 August 19, 2008

Swoleversary

The annual recurrence of a date marking when you decided to stop being a little bitch and started hitting the gym and changed your life in a positive manner. And got swole as fuck.

Dave: Yo Steve! Looking pretty swole bro!
Steve: Thanks bro, yesterday was my Swoleversary! I can't believe I've been lifting for 3 years already!

by patricksavon March 11, 2016

swolesesh

Getting together with your friends/gym mates and working out at the gym. The goal is to get swole! Usually followed by a large meal to supplement the gains made at the gym.

Friend: Hey what's the plan for tonight?
Friend2: Let's run a swolesesh
Friends: OK cool I'll round up the boys and we'll meet at the gym for 7.

by ASSAI BOWL RN January 12, 2019

soreness, swelling and redness

soreness, swelling and redness.

soreness, swelling and redness.

by Debskelly1985 April 17, 2023

swollness

the feeling one gets directly after something bad happens to them

As Ian attempted to reattach the steering wheel of his car he inadvertantly honked the horn. The ugly girl in front of the car smiled because she thought he honked at her. swollness.

by hooker1 January 26, 2006