Swafting

A cramp during sexual intercourse

During intercourse, my husband’s leg was swafting.

Swafting by booknerd94 October 20, 2025

Swatting 

Swatting is an internet prank/crime where someone finds your address either through your IP or because your name and location is known.Then they call 911 anonymously and report a fake emergency.Ex,someone can call and say that someone at that address is being held at a gun point or someone is going to commit suicide and a SWAT team would be dispatched to the address.

Its becoming a trend,it is only a matter of time before somebody gets killed.Anyone caught swatting could face serious charges — even federal charges for abusive 911 calls, false alarms or reports and then unauthorized use of telecommunications.

I got swatted yesterday by some hacker on the internet.Swatting should be stopped,its not funny.

Swatting by Droct August 27, 2014

Side-shafting

During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.

During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.

Side-shafting by BallBagBaggins February 5, 2010

Swatting 

Swatting is the act of obtaining a streamer's personal information through various means, and then using the info to report the streamer as a potential terrorist, therefore deploying a SWAT team to the location. Although some mofos find this funny, it is only a matter of time before someone is killed because of someone's twisted sense of humor.

Adam: Dude, I heard you got raided by the police yesterday. What happened?
Nicholas: I got swatted. Seriously, swatting isn't funny, people.

Swatting by JayPlaysBeamNG December 26, 2018

Cum Swatting 

The act of jizzing straight up and then slapping it out of the air towards your partner's waiting face.

Similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with semen instead of a baseball.

"I got totally cum swatted last night"

"Pat's ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a cum swatting master"

Cum Swatting by The_PZA November 2, 2009

swatting 

A goal achieved by hacking where the hacker tricks 911 systems into deploying SWAT to an unsuspecting victim's home under false pretenses.

A new cyber crime called "swatting" is capable of putting people in danger from SWAT in there own homes by strangers thousands of miles away.

swatting by neoeon January 7, 2008

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville 

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER

Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville by Mr Connor October 1, 2007