(Surface Warfare Officer) v. To be repeatedly backstabed/bludgeoned from one you trust; To drive a theoretical bus over ones colleagues.
n. One skilled in the art of betrayal and ass kissing to its max; where what is considered cool/interesting/important is actually ultra gay (not to be confused with ULTRA C/E/S)and completely irrelevant in modern society or world history.
To further his career, LT Smith SWO-ed his division officer by calling him out in front of the Captain.
SWO stands for "smoke weed occasionally" or in some cases "smoke weed often". The term was developed by non-stoners in response to the popularization of the term SWED (smoke weed every day). The ambiguity of claiming to SWO lends it a sense of mystery that SWED lacks.
(adj.) 1. BEING A COMPLETE BADASS, INCORPORATING BEING INCREDIBLY SEXY, FUNNY, KIND, BEAUTIFUL, AND JUST ALL AROUND AWESOME AND WONDERFUL.
2. ORIGINATING FROM BADASS DESCENT
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!