swiss turn

When two gay people of the male gender, engage in a 69 but the lover on the top is doing push-ups while the lover on the bottom holds the top side lovers legs. After five push-ups the two connect by grabbing in a hug fassion while deepthroating each other, proceed to roll over so they change positions. The lovers then proceed with this same formula until both parties climax.

Tim: “How are you and ______ doing?”
Jim: “ Quite well thank you for asking”
Tim: “ Anything spicy cooking in the bedroom?”
Jim: “ Well the other day _____ agreed to finally Swiss Turn”

swiss turn by Codrick January 21, 2018

swisstern 

Someone, who despite having a degree from a respectable Swiss school and the excuisitness of eurotrash claims the natural logarithm converges. And is ready to argue about it with anyone.

Normal Person: log of infinity is infinity, says it in the bible

Swisstern: look at the graph you stupid American, it grows slower and slower so it must never reach infinity!

swisstern by normal__person__ October 11, 2006

swisstern 

A Swiss intern, working abroad.

Who's that guy at the Espresso machine?

Oh, that's Mark, our Swisstern.

swisstern by tribeca December 16, 2005

Peter Swissturkey 

A person who is a complete and utter jerk, likes to sit on small munchkins and eats babies with his silverware covered in cat and dog fur.
He wears glasses so he'll be cool, and he is chubby because he eats more than peter griffin, homer simpson and about 56% of all america combined.

Also he hates america and likes communism.

Gobble Gobble is Peter Swissturkey's nick name cuz he's an insolent prick with the gobblegobbleness with the pickles and sweet sauce all over his body.

Peter Swissturkey by Peter Swissturkey October 14, 2011