swiss piss

(as a man) to pee sitting down so that noise is minimized

A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.

Since I didn't want to wake up my tired father, who would beat me if I ever did, I took a swiss piss that night to avoid any sound.

swiss piss by Delfinite June 2, 2022

swiss piss

Peeing on your girl while she is sitting on a couch.

My girlfriend said I could not swiss piss on her at the hotel, so I gave her some chocolate and proved her wrong.

swiss piss by Assmassa December 21, 2008

Swiss Miss Instant Piss

When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.

According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.

-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.

Swiss Miss Instant Piss by HealthyMinder April 20, 2021

Swiss Miss and Piss 

The by-product of eating Mexican food the night before. What happens when you let all that food sit overnight, and then in the morning it comes out of you completely liquid. Hence the Swiss Miss and the Piss.

Last night I ate half a crave case from White Castle and when I got home I went right to sleep. I woke up and when I got to the bathroom all that came out was Swiss Miss and Piss.

Swiss Miss and Piss by Jaboloff April 26, 2011

swissmissing 

refers to missing a person or persons of Swiss orgin

I was swissmissing all day

swissmissing by virtualmagician April 27, 2009

Swisskiss 

Very similar and as passionate as a French kiss except you yodel at the same time.

French kissing is so last year darling, let's Swisskiss.

Ho darling you really turn me on. Give me a Swisskiss up the bum.

Swisskiss by Passion Killers October 14, 2012

swissmiss 

heaps cool swiss chick from central switzerland

I might be a swissmiss...hmmm

swissmiss by missli April 20, 2007