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A useless fuck who is worthless for getting work done. Complains about not enough gym time.
The swingloads are useless a fuck.
swingload by swingload August 8, 2017
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Swinglydingly 

When the only sound a swing makes is "DINGLY MY SWINGLY"
Boy 1: Let's go on the swing
Boy 2: No, that's not a swing that's a Swinglydingly.
Boy 1: Oh.... Oh no.

swagloader 

A person who freeloads off of the swag of someone else by following him/her around.
Last night at the party, Eric and Dave followed Charlemagne around the whole time. Charlemagne's pretty cool, but the other two are such swagloaders.
swagloader by helefant December 16, 2011

Swingboat 

When a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse by the man strapping himself into a harness (often using the lights as support) and swinging towards the woman.
Joe: Dude, I was doing the Swingboat last night and then my mum turned the fan on!

Milton: I hate it when that happens.
Swingboat by ShizzleB May 12, 2011

Springloading 

When you swing your arm round and round (kind of like Thor with his hammer) and Once reached maximum velocity you insert your fist into someone’s arse or vagina. (Springload, springloaded)
Jeez dude, last night was awesome but fuck you like springloading hard. I think you may have torn something down there. Want to try again tonight?
Springloading by CumMaster42069 June 29, 2022

Swingled 

Getting fooled by a misleading photo or description of someone in a singles ad.
My date was awful, in her photo she looked curvy and 25 but she turned out to be 100 lbs larger and 10 years older. I was swingled yet again.
Swingled by jzzstud June 12, 2011

Swingfood 

Swing food is the meaning in which you eat an object enough to enjoy or get used to, often used to indicate cannibalism.
Swingfood is really gross, swing food I l0ve the most
Swingfood by CXNT SLXXP May 16, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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