swingload

A useless fuck who is worthless for getting work done. Complains about not enough gym time.

The swingloads are useless a fuck.

by swingload August 8, 2017

Swinglydingly

When the only sound a swing makes is "DINGLY MY SWINGLY"

Boy 1: Let's go on the swing
Boy 2: No, that's not a swing that's a Swinglydingly.
Boy 1: Oh.... Oh no.

by TheCountlessFox June 22, 2017

swagloader

A person who freeloads off of the swag of someone else by following him/her around.

Last night at the party, Eric and Dave followed Charlemagne around the whole time. Charlemagne's pretty cool, but the other two are such swagloaders.

by helefant December 16, 2011

Swingboat

When a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse by the man strapping himself into a harness (often using the lights as support) and swinging towards the woman.

Joe: Dude, I was doing the Swingboat last night and then my mum turned the fan on!

Milton: I hate it when that happens.

by ShizzleB May 12, 2011

Springloading

When you swing your arm round and round (kind of like Thor with his hammer) and Once reached maximum velocity you insert your fist into someone’s arse or vagina. (Springload, springloaded)

Jeez dude, last night was awesome but fuck you like springloading hard. I think you may have torn something down there. Want to try again tonight?

by CumMaster42069 June 29, 2022

Swingled

Getting fooled by a misleading photo or description of someone in a singles ad.

My date was awful, in her photo she looked curvy and 25 but she turned out to be 100 lbs larger and 10 years older. I was swingled yet again.

by jzzstud June 12, 2011

Swingfood

Swing food is the meaning in which you eat an object enough to enjoy or get used to, often used to indicate cannibalism.

Swingfood is really gross, swing food I l0ve the most

by CXNT SLXXP May 16, 2022