Definitions by TheCountlessFox

flarglesnap 

Crabs that snap their human like hands in order to make a snapping sound in a "Jazzy" way

Two scientists walking on a beach
Scientist 1: Hey look at those crabs!
Scientist 2: Those aren't crabs those are Flarglesnaps, you can tell by their jazzy snapping.

flarglesnap by TheCountlessFox June 22, 2017

Lovaloni 

A Italian lover made out of Pizza that make Pepperoni babies.

Son: Dad, how is pepperoni made
Dad: Well son, an Italian man makes a Pizza and once he falls in love with that Pizza they bang really hard and then pepperoni is born and that is called Lovaloni.

Lovaloni by TheCountlessFox June 22, 2017

Swinglydingly 

When the only sound a swing makes is "DINGLY MY SWINGLY"

Boy 1: Let's go on the swing
Boy 2: No, that's not a swing that's a Swinglydingly.
Boy 1: Oh.... Oh no.

Swinglydingly by TheCountlessFox June 22, 2017