Definitions by TheCountlessFox

flarglesnap 

Crabs that snap their human like hands in order to make a snapping sound in a "Jazzy" way

Two scientists walking on a beach
Scientist 1: Hey look at those crabs!
Scientist 2: Those aren't crabs those are Flarglesnaps, you can tell by their jazzy snapping.

flarglesnap by TheCountlessFox June 22, 2017

Swinglydingly 

When the only sound a swing makes is "DINGLY MY SWINGLY"

Boy 1: Let's go on the swing
Boy 2: No, that's not a swing that's a Swinglydingly.
Boy 1: Oh.... Oh no.

Swinglydingly by TheCountlessFox June 22, 2017

Lovaloni 

A Italian lover made out of Pizza that make Pepperoni babies.

Son: Dad, how is pepperoni made
Dad: Well son, an Italian man makes a Pizza and once he falls in love with that Pizza they bang really hard and then pepperoni is born and that is called Lovaloni.

Lovaloni by TheCountlessFox June 22, 2017