we dont swing like that bro

when ur friend wants to date u

friend; yo bro i need something to tell u friend 2; what is it friend; i want to date u and have kids with u and i also want to have sex friend2;we dont swing like that bro

by 99994 February 14, 2023

swing like that

when a person with the same sex or anyone wants to date you

Example 1 (Gay/Bi)

Dior: Dang he’s cute asf let me go ask him

(walks up to him)

Dior: Aye u look so fine, u got Instagram or i can get ya number??

Cute boy: Nah bro, gtf outta here before i make you regret opening your mouth .. ion swing like that faggot!

(usually a nice way to say that they dfw the fags in a homophobic way)

Example 2 (scene: nightclub) (STRAIGHT PPL)

Janelly: Layla look, i want that guy that’s in the corner

Layla: he seems bored, but i ain’t gonna lie to u girl…he’s fine ash

(Janelly walks up to him)

Janelly: Heyyy, umm u look cute and bored idk if u wanna go dance or get some drinks. Maybe even come to my friends house and sleep there😏, u cute btw wanna be my man and put that dick up on me?

Guy: Hell nah, go somewhere else and leave me tf alone, i don’t swing like that

(this means they don’t want nothing with you, they not looking for a relationship, sex or anything)

by 2txc4shay August 24, 2025