swing like that

when a person with the same sex or anyone wants to date you

Example 1 (Gay/Bi)

Dior: Dang he’s cute asf let me go ask him

(walks up to him)

Dior: Aye u look so fine, u got Instagram or i can get ya number??

Cute boy: Nah bro, gtf outta here before i make you regret opening your mouth .. ion swing like that faggot!

(usually a nice way to say that they dfw the fags in a homophobic way)

Example 2 (scene: nightclub) (STRAIGHT PPL)

Janelly: Layla look, i want that guy that’s in the corner

Layla: he seems bored, but i ain’t gonna lie to u girl…he’s fine ash

(Janelly walks up to him)

Janelly: Heyyy, umm u look cute and bored idk if u wanna go dance or get some drinks. Maybe even come to my friends house and sleep there😏, u cute btw wanna be my man and put that dick up on me?

Guy: Hell nah, go somewhere else and leave me tf alone, i don’t swing like that

(this means they don’t want nothing with you, they not looking for a relationship, sex or anything)

swing like that by 2txc4shay August 24, 2025

we dont swing like that bro

when ur friend wants to date u

friend; yo bro i need something to tell u friend 2; what is it friend; i want to date u and have kids with u and i also want to have sex friend2;we dont swing like that bro

we dont swing like that bro by 99994 February 14, 2023

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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