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Swinegate 

The purported International Government conspiracy to introduce the swine flu (H1N1) to the populous for the sole purpose of creating a "vaccine" that everyone will be scared in to taking--but which really is a microscopic chip that will enable remote mind control while watching any one of the news sites with a hidden signal activated every time they show a Twitter feed instead of an actual news story.
After watching the Daily Show clip of mainstream media fear mongering about H1N1 fears of side effects mediately followed by fears of vaccine shortages, it became clear that Swinegate is in full swing. Now turn off your television immedietely before you "magically" formulate an opinion based on such blather.
Swinegate by hightidetech October 23, 2009

Swinecation 

The break from school you get after everyone gets swine flu.
- Do we have a math test tuesday?

- No, we don't have school, we're on swinecation!
Swinecation by rtyuiopxdcfgh October 8, 2009

Swinegolia 

A slang for Sweden. An abbreviation from swine and mongolia.
Guy A: Where are you from?

Guy B: Swinegolia. derp.

Swingbat 

A colloquialism for any game involving a bat and ball.
Refers to the motion of swinging the bat
Swingbat by Edii February 25, 2005

Swingboat 

When a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse by the man strapping himself into a harness (often using the lights as support) and swinging towards the woman.
Joe: Dude, I was doing the Swingboat last night and then my mum turned the fan on!

Milton: I hate it when that happens.
Swingboat by ShizzleB May 12, 2011

sidegoat 

It's not your main goat, but your favorite goat on the side.
Brandon was the classes favorite Sidegoat, for he was the one and only Sidegoat.
sidegoat by Sidegoat March 6, 2017