Swinegate 

The purported International Government conspiracy to introduce the swine flu (H1N1) to the populous for the sole purpose of creating a "vaccine" that everyone will be scared in to taking--but which really is a microscopic chip that will enable remote mind control while watching any one of the news sites with a hidden signal activated every time they show a Twitter feed instead of an actual news story.

After watching the Daily Show clip of mainstream media fear mongering about H1N1 fears of side effects mediately followed by fears of vaccine shortages, it became clear that Swinegate is in full swing. Now turn off your television immedietely before you "magically" formulate an opinion based on such blather.

Swinegate by hightidetech October 23, 2009

Swinette 

To pull a pig's hair tauntly across its own ass, proceding to then pluck the hair with your teeth. Thus making outstanding backwoods music!

My friend James played the Swinette like a mad man last night, while Ron and Roy danced around the fire all night.

Swinette by Bill P. August 29, 2006

Swinette 

The Swinette is a living musical instrument made from the hair of a horses tail, strung tightly across the asshole of a hog. To make music with the Swinette is to blow like hell into the hog's ass while pinching his testicles tightly. The music that comes out will sound something like a ruptured kazoo with the squealing of the hog. Such favorites as "Foggy Mountain Breakdown", "Orange Blossom Special", and "Mountain Dew" my be played with ease, with the Swinette.

Last night at the Ho Down, The Swinette player grabbed his Swinette, got up on stage, wet his lips, and blowed a tune called "Everything is kinda all right". When he got done everybody stood up and cheered for an encore, so he then finished up his set with "Turkey in the Straw"! The Swinette player then said, "a good time was had by all, and we all had a good time".

Swinette by anonymous January 5, 2020

Swinecation 

The break from school you get after everyone gets swine flu.

- Do we have a math test tuesday?

- No, we don't have school, we're on swinecation!

Swinecation by rtyuiopxdcfgh October 8, 2009

stonegate 

Section of Reston Virginia. Best place to hoop for pick-up or summer leagues in the D.C area besides berry farms.

"where yall tryin to play at?"
"how about chantilly or notaway in vienna"
"man hell no thats some chump ass soft shit. lets hoop at stonegate with them ill reston cats"

stonegate by google187 June 27, 2008

Swinette 

a musical instrument - 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, which is plucked with the teeth.

Usually used when someone is asking too many questions and being really annoying

"Why dont you go somewhere and play your swinette"

which almost always leads to:

"Whats a Swinette"

"Its 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, and you pluck it with your teeth".

In other words....go away......

Swinette by Fish2062 September 11, 2010

Swiftgate 

Controversy that spawned out of the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. While accepting the award for "Best Female Video," Taylor Swift was suddenly interrupted by Kanye West, who declared that Beyonce deserved to win the award for one of the "best videos ever!" before handing the mic back to a stunned Taylor. The show then cut to commercial before Taylor could finish.

While initially suspected to be a staged hoax, MTV insiders confirmed Kanye was removed from the event and Taylor was seen crying backstage. However, upon accepting her award for "Video of the Year," Beyonce invited Taylor back to finish her speech. The massive backlash from celebrities and the media, coupled with Kanye's outburst's popularity as a viral video (being mixed with Obama's healthcare speech interruption, for example) has prompted a wave of controversy and criticism of Kanye's behavior.

Swiftgate is the first big celebrity controversy of fall 2009.

Swiftgate by BlackDoomShadow September 14, 2009