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Swimshits 

If you swim too long you get the swimshits.
Steve swam so long he got the swimshits in NYC.
Swimshits by 4Seas June 29, 2025

shitshitshit 

A scientific term used by chemistry students in certain cases:
a: you just spilled boiling acid down your pants
b: you just knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to your pants
c: you just swung your arm through the bunsen burner flame and set fire to your lab coat.
d:you knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to the teacher's pants.
e: you set fire to your eyebrows

Can be used interchangably with: ohshit ohfuuuuuck! fuck!
a:
student A:- shitshitshit
student B:- WTF?
student a:- I just knocked the acid all over myself.
student B:- Oh. Ok.

b:
student a:- I'm telling you it was like that when I got here.
student b:- you're pants are on fire!!!!!!
student a:- Are you calling me a liar?
student b:- Eeeep!

etc. etc.

swimsuit 

A swimsuit is an item of clothing designed to be worn for swimming. Swimsuits can be skin-tight or loosely fitting and range from garments designed to preserve as much modesty as possible to garments designed to reveal as much of the body as possible without actual nudity. They are often lined with a fabric that prevents them from becoming transparent when wet.

I quite fancy that girl now I have seen her in her day-glo one piece swimsuit.
swimsuit by navyblue December 6, 2006

swimstitute 

Someone who has sex and is willing to have sex with all members of the swim team
yo so I heard you fucked the swimstitute.
swimstitute by kingdoof September 20, 2011

Swimsuit Effect 

The effect of seening someone in a swimsuit, underclothes, naked, ect. then losing the ability to look them in the eye, look at them the same or look at them with a straight face again.
"that picture of Tyler just totally gave me the Swimsuit Effect."
Swimsuit Effect by Drea Alexandria December 30, 2008

Swimsuit Area 

The Private Parts, which are housed under you underpants.
Penis, Vagina, Titties

"I want to touch her swimsuit area"
Swimsuit Area by B-rad Bo-dad January 3, 2009