Skip to main content
A thing or action that is operating in an impressively smooth and efficient manner
Everyone gasped in awe at Lucy's swiffy dress as its jeweled light spilled over the floor and wall.
Swiffy by Sunny Kay July 12, 2016

stiffly stifferson

A person who isn't keen to light-hearted or fun jokes. More specifically, pranks.
I put rat poison in my boss' coffee and he got mad at me. What a Stiffly Stifferson.

swiffling the nig

When someone is giving a hand job and they rub their finger on the tip of the penis. Or when you flick your earlobe...
Damn, that girl is so good at swiffling the nig, I busted.
With or Having 'The Quickness'
He walks swiftly
swiftly by eL April 8, 2004
the act of feeling smooth, fly, amazing and spectacular.
After he asked me out, I went home feeling swiftly and had a dance party.
swiftly by Corrieeeeee January 18, 2009

Swiftly Naan 

A portable self microwaving naan bread for use on the move.

Also can be doubled up to be used as naan flip flops - a warm, soft alternative to footwear.
"I could really do with a swiftly naan right about now"

"SWIFTLY NAAN!!!"

"That swiftly naan was well tasty!"

"Awww those naans feel so warm on my feet.. sweet"
Swiftly Naan by Fontwell February 19, 2009