Cf

Abbr. Chicken Fucker; a person who enjoys to fuck chickens. Either cooked, plucked, dead or infact alive.
But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens
That chicken is cooked... right?
by El February 08, 2004
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spanish police

"Police" from Spain who drive slowly around the streets of Spain (and other Spanish islands such as Majorca etc) peering agressively and apprehensively out of the windows at you. Every single one of them are arrogant, sexist and cowardly.

Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.

If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.

If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.
"I went on a holiday in Lanzarote and got kicked in by 6 policia for looking at them in the wrong way. No, really."

Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
by EL June 18, 2006
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Peen

A word to descride an extremly immature person, generally younger than yourself.
A person acting like a peen is said to have peenish behaviour.
Oh my god, look at that peen!!! No theres like 30 of them!!
by El January 02, 2004
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Excited

to be horney
a guy when he sees a girl naked
by el February 18, 2004
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Team Possum Productions

The greatest film production company ever; a company that produces great films.
Team Possum Productions make good films.
by El December 17, 2003
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spanner

You're such a bloody spanner
by el January 07, 2005
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zeb

JB, stop calling yourself Zeb you numpty
by El February 11, 2004
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