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swoll up or troll up
Bro 1: Swoll up or troll up brosiden king of the broceans
Bra 2: No Doubt! ima crush this set of bench AHHHHHH!
Bra 2: No Doubt! ima crush this set of bench AHHHHHH!
swoll up or troll up by The last of the brohekians July 24, 2011
smell up in my face
smell up in my face by Sha Grif Grif September 25, 2003
Up-sell
When your dealer bestows upon you, out of the goodness of his heart, a free bag of better/more expensive product that makes what you usually get from him now seem like a bag of crappy-ass shit. Of course he would deny trying to Up-Sell, but is hoping to turn your usual $100 order into a $200 order, having shown you what you are missing. He might also step up the game by making sure your $100 bag now goes down in quality each time you buy, just enough to be noticed by you but not seem obviously intentional by him.
up-sell defense
The act of constantly saying "no" or "no, thank you" or "I don't need that" to sales people who persistently try to up-sell you additional services or add-ons during a point of sale or negotiation of service(s).
So after 10 mins of playing up-sell defense I am totally exhausted. Mind you, I just want a car wash. If I wanted to get up sold and haggled out, I would have gone to the swap meet for some churros and butterfly knifes. How many times to I have to say no, I don't want that super wax?
up-sell defense by leonard b. September 1, 2011
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