Sweet Jesus
Sweet Jesus by slavens (slave-ens) October 26, 2004
Words you can keep
Sweet Jesus
Sweet Jesus by Seny69 December 30, 2018
Sweet Jesus
Laying eyes on an incredably hot girl, who is just a little bit too young for you, and expressing your sexual interest with a "Sweet Jesus!!"
Sitting outside the pub and a group of scantily clad 17 year old girls walk past. Someone pipes up "SWEET JESUS!..." and everyone looks round to have a gander.
Sweet Jesus by Hartles September 7, 2010
Sweet Jesus
oral sex while saying:
Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done on earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
and there you have it you just preformed a Sweet Jesus
Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done on earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
and there you have it you just preformed a Sweet Jesus
Sweet Jesus by Jesus Bro December 5, 2013
Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tits
An exclamation. Instead of using a normal boring one like, HOLY SHIT! Use "SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS!" for your daily 'holy shit' moments.
Teenage daughter 1: " Mom, I'm pregnant"
Mom: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS! "
Guy 1: " Dude listen to this awesome song "
Guy 2: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS IT'S RICK ROLL YOU BITCH! "
Mom: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS! "
Guy 1: " Dude listen to this awesome song "
Guy 2: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS IT'S RICK ROLL YOU BITCH! "
Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tits by SWEETJESUSCINNAMONTITS! September 28, 2010
Sweet jesus in a hail storm
1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.
2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."
3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.
2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."
3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"
Sweet jesus in a hail storm by tim3253265 July 12, 2006
Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone
Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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