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To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.
swazzaled by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011
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swizzeled 

Killing multiple 30 packs of Keystone Light and having no regard for any females in the room.
Matt and Pat were so swizzeled that they threw up on four girls just because they looked at em the wrong way.
swizzeled by KillaForReala June 30, 2008

Swazzles 

Performing oral sex in a discreet manner
Yo, Karen gave me some heavy swazzles in Stairway E last Friday and I can't even walk now
Swazzles by Adam Hauk August 1, 2017
A phenomenon that happens among people who simultaneously think of the same thing at the same time without a significant prior indicator, similar to being on the same "Brainwave".
As the bowl became cashed, we needed an RPT to clean it out. Without saying anything, everyone swazzled, and started to look for a RPT.
A Youtuber that is breaks the laws of physics by getting thousands of subscribers in days
Snazzel is very snazzel
Snazzel by Snazzel cult leader January 12, 2020

Snazzell 

Faggot: Did you hear about Ke$ha's Snazzell last night
Homo: No
Faggot: She shit out glitter on shit

Homo: Sounds like a food plate
Snazzell by some fag July 2, 2014