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The act of having swamp ass. A condition caused by excessive sweat or moisture in the taint region. It is commonly uncomfortable, itchy, red, and sometimes crusty. In the case of the latter, one should seek medical attention.

*if not medical attention is available, Desitin will usually put an end to your suffering.
It is so hot out here. I am definitely swassin.
swassin by htown77036 August 13, 2011
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Swashington 

A sex position; a cross between the wheelbarrow and the swirlie
Brian: I can't believe you gave Sara a swashington.
Matt: I know. Can you believe she let me swash her?
Swashington by Tyranitar September 21, 2009
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Swassicle 

swass-ic-le
noun \swassˈī-kəl\

A hanging piece of ice formed when ass sweat drips down from something.
(such as a your ass)
"I've been walking for so long in the cold that my butt has swassicles"
Swassicle by Sundog_ November 16, 2013

baby sassing it 

Saying sexually inappropriate things and totally not realizing it
You need to watch your mouth and stop baby sassing it!

Sassinate 

To approach someone, and then verbally destroy them via insult or comment about their clothing or appearance. The act is often done by a hired hitman, or "sassin"
I hired someone to sassinate this co-worker the other day. She would NOT stop crying.
Sassinate by Shovely Joe August 5, 2012

SASSINATION 

A really cool girl group consisting of 8 members:
Beatboxer: VANILLA
Back up singer: CUMIN
Sound effects: SAFFRON
Lead singer: CINNAMON
Beatboxer : PAPRIKA
Main Dancer: GARAM MASALA
Harmony: CHILI POWDER
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Backup Dancer: salt
"Have you heard of SASSINATION?"
"OMG who hasn't? Their songs are so funky!"
SASSINATION by rlly cool November 25, 2022

P-Swissing 

The act of taking your time for no apparent reason and not noticing it untill your buddies start bitching at you.

Commonly seen by Patrick Switzer, reknowned downhill skateboarder.
Man, Jerry's late again, he must be P-Swissing.
P-Swissing by Pelican501 March 9, 2012